This bit is for men, fully intended to tick off women.
QUESTION: What do landing airplanes and using the toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Clear the landing zone before touch down!
Men: How many times have you been on some females' “Wrath Path” for not
putting the toilet seat DOWN after the remarkable event of remembering to
Women: If you were landing an aircraft would you look at the runway as you
made the final approach? You bet you would! Why then, do you insist on
plopping your royal behind on a landing zone AKA toilet seat without
clearing the area?
When the man learns to do the right thing and raise the lid before the
tinkle why can’t you check the position of the lid before you plop your
behind down for the same purpose? Is this just another of your ploys to keep
It is the woman’s responsibility to lower the lid or at least check the
position of it before assuming the position! If you worked so hard to get
him to put the lid up can’t you be responsible for the darn thing being down?
Can’t YOU at least take responsibility for the final approach?
President Obama is out to fix the world. Perhaps there should be an Obama
directive on women being responsible for the lid being down! Heck, the man
is getting into every other part of our lives why not the toilet protocols?
Of all the truly important issues we are facing these days, I can't understand how a person could get all insulted and riled up over a simple gender jab. ... Read More
Of all the truly important issues we are facing these days, I can't understand how a person could get all insulted and riled up over a simple gender jab.
As for the zinger at Obama, get a grip on reality. The guy was elected, not crowned. The bloom was off the rose of the Presidency when Clinton turned the Oval Office into his own private sex playground. George Washington was probably the first and last President worthy of such unquestioning adulation that you pretend to hold for the office. Obama couldn't shine his boots, much less fill them.
Sounds too old for this day and age and jealous. Any excuse to work in a jab at a president. I will never run down an American president, I don't care who he or she is. ... Read More
Sounds too old for this day and age and jealous. Any excuse to work in a jab at a president. I will never run down an American president, I don't care who he or she is. I was just raised that way. I can't imagine that a real estate agent and small town blogger would be so disrespecting of ladies, either.
I see that San Antonio College claims you. Where in the world in Europe did you acquire more education?
There is a disclaimer here for your blogs, smart idea.
Would you be willing to take on the ladies of a city the size of San Antonio? I can't wait to see what outrage you would create if you would ever be allowed to insert a column in the Express News.
Do you show homes to potential buyers with the seats up? Really. Just waiting, Ann G.
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