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May 20, 2009 | 2517 views | 2 comments

This bit is for men, fully intended to tick off women.

QUESTION: What do landing airplanes and using the toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Clear the landing zone before touch down!

Men: How many times have you been on some females' “Wrath Path” for not
putting the toilet seat DOWN after the remarkable event of remembering to
raise it?

Women: If you were landing an aircraft would you look at the runway as you
made the final approach? You bet you would! Why then, do you insist on
plopping your royal behind on a landing zone AKA toilet seat without
clearing the area?

When the man learns to do the right thing and raise the lid before the
tinkle why can’t you check the position of the lid before you plop your
behind down for the same purpose? Is this just another of your ploys to keep
us destabilized?

It is the woman’s responsibility to lower the lid or at least check the
position of it before assuming the position! If you worked so hard to get
him to put the lid up can’t you be responsible for the darn thing being down?
Can’t YOU at least take responsibility for the final approach?

President Obama is out to fix the world. Perhaps there should be an Obama
directive on women being responsible for the lid being down! Heck, the man
is getting into every other part of our lives why not the toilet protocols?

That is why I always try to sell two-bath homes!
 
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Rock'n chair Rambler  
Over Taxed, TX  
February 20, 2010 8:37am
 
 
Of all the truly important issues we are facing these days, I can't understand how a person could get all insulted and riled up over a simple gender jab. ... Read More Read More
 
 
a g  
san antonio, TX  
February 20, 2010 4:05am
 
 
Sounds too old for this day and age and jealous. Any excuse to work in a jab at a president. I will never run down an American president, I don't care who he or she is. ... Read More Read More
 

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