The toilet seat controversy
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This bit is for men, fully intended to tick off women.
QUESTION: What do landing airplanes and using the toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Clear the landing zone before touch down!
Men: How many times have you been on some females' “Wrath Path” for not
putting the toilet seat DOWN after the remarkable event of remembering to
Women: If you were landing an aircraft would you look at the runway as you
made the final approach? You bet you would! Why then, do you insist on
plopping your royal behind on a landing zone AKA toilet seat without
clearing the area?
When the man learns to do the right thing and raise the lid before the
tinkle why can’t you check the position of the lid before you plop your
behind down for the same purpose? Is this just another of your ploys to keep
It is the woman’s responsibility to lower the lid or at least check the
position of it before assuming the position! If you worked so hard to get
him to put the lid up can’t you be responsible for the darn thing being down?
Can’t YOU at least take responsibility for the final approach?
President Obama is out to fix the world. Perhaps there should be an Obama
directive on women being responsible for the lid being down! Heck, the man
is getting into every other part of our lives why not the toilet protocols?
That is why I always try to sell two-bath homes!
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