LANDSCAPERS NEEDED - Local landscape maintenance company seeking full-time laborers looking to grow with the company. Mowing, weed-eating, edging, trimming, etc. Must have experience and transportation to/from work. Serious inquiries call/email now, 210-215-6476 or email@example.com.
Laborers for commercial plumbing contractor needed, expect to work outside Mon.-Fri. with long days. Apply in person, Mission Mechanical, 989 C.R. 345, La Vernia, Texas, 830-534-7883.
“You want me to be honest? ‘Maury Povich’ -- every day, at 9 and 1. I just like the excitement of ‘Am I the father?’ ‘Am I not the father?’ ‘I’m 100 percent sure you are the father.’ It’s just funny. It’s comedy.”