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Grimm's Musings: NEW Political Diagnosis, 'E.O.P.D.'

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February 28, 2016 | 661 views | 1 comment

(Easily Offended Personality Disorder).

Symptoms include at least 4 of the following:

1). Vague sense of consistently being offended outside substantiated traditionally long held social values.

2). Inability to accept another's views, tastes, opinions, etc resulting in vocalized disagreement.

3). Irrational need be involved in issues that do not effect them personally.

4). Rigid personality reinforced by non-traditional religious creeds, doctrines, liturgy, etc.

5). Lifestyle is emotionally charged verses deep cognitive processing.

6). Free floating hostility while claiming inner calmness.

7). Claims to be progressive or an admitted Liberal but in fact adheres to Socialist definition.

8). Feels defensive reading or hearing of this diagnosis.

New Medication for E.O.P.D.

**"SPINALIS" (pronounced "SPINE-AL-US") is the only known cure for EOPD**

SPINALIS " works to restore the deficiency in brain functions that were operating in previous generations.

"SPINALIS" works to actually restore moral backbone and observable common sense.

"SPINALIS" will allow assist in restoring cognitive function and help increase wise decisions.

"SPINALIS" will help guard against irrational behaviors from the toxins associated with idiotic media outlets, "common core" lessons, delusional ideology of making a Holy God like some hedonistic pervert or the desecration of sacred & National Patriotism.

"SPINALIS" is the only known cure for EOPD.

(Side effects include: socialostrization, convictionofoffendingGod, renewedreality, clarificationofsin, personalconvictions, repentance, selfsacrifice, energizedpurposeforlivingthatwillnotbeunderstoodbyliberalfriendsorrelatives, patriotism.

Some have reported stabilized moods and personal involvement, Bible study, increased Church attendance, saluting the American Flag, even enlisting in military service. Standing at attention or praying for more than four hours may be a sign of problems.

If you have any of these symptoms notify your Pastor or Lay Leader immediately...the rest of us will already know.** (hrg)
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Deci Murphy  
Floresville, TX  
March 3 at 5:37am
H.R. please leave your brain to science - how fascinating are your ruminations.

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